Among those who have observed the Trump Crime Family®, it’s well-known that the two elder sons “sparkle” in the sunlight. They may not be very bright, but their marble pallor makes them truly shine. Or perhaps that’s just a lifetime of Brylcreem abuse. Of these two glowing parasites, Donald “Vampire Boy 1®” Trump Jr. merely looks undead, but Eric looks like one of the bad extras in the bad hair and makeup from the bad movies made from those bad Twilight novels, a vampire’s vampire, a sucker’s sucker.
Hunting and killing endangered animals, scoffing at the idea of sexual harassment in the workplace, Eric “ Vampire Boy 2®” Trump once seemed like just another rich twit, albeit a very sparkly one. Now that his father has been maneuvered into the presidency, though, #2 finds himself as one of two trustees of the crime family’s business empire, the empire their father, Don Fugazy®, claimed he was putting in a “blind trust” to avoid "conflicts of interest." Yeah, right.
In a recent interview with Forbes, Vampire Boy 2® gave the game away. He admits his father will continue to have access to the financial books for the Trump Organization. Eric says he will continue to give his father updates “on the bottom line, profitability reports and stuff like that.” The Trumps refused to set up a blind trust, which would ensure that his activity in the West Wing would not be tainted by the reality or perception that he is making decisions with his own bank account in mind. Instead, Eric Trump set up a “half-blind trust,” which is neither blind at all nor ethical. It “removes Donald Trump from direct ownership as a cosmetic nod to ethics laws, but still enables him to make money from these businesses, as well as obtain information on how the businesses are being managed. As we said, shiny, but not very bright. Know your thug®. Congratulations, Eric “Vampire Boy 2®” Trump! You’re a ganksta!™ And this ganksta administration has to go. Please share! #ganksta #knowyourthug #impeachment #dumptrump #erictrump #donaldtrumpjr #vampireboy2 #vampireboy1 #ivanka #kushner #ethics #blindtrust #half -blindtrust #trumporganization #trumpcrimefamily #donfugazy #kleptocracy