Even among the greedy graspers of the Trump Crime Family®, son-in-law Jared Kushner stands out for his hustle and ambition, but it’s precisely this extra gear of corruption that has Vegas odds-makers betting he’ll be the first in the family to do time for the scandal surrounding the Family’s connection to Russia.
The list of things Trump has delegated to his “Senior Advisor” is impressive, despite the 36 year-old's zero government experience. Trade? He went to Jared®. Middle East? He went to Jared®. Infrastructure? The VA? Opioid crisis? Fuggeddabbouddit. He went to Jared®, making the baby-faced owner of 666 Fifth Avenue (you can’t make this stuff up) the, like, deputy president for everything.
But Kushner isn’t in the news, (and doesn’t have his own Vegas line) for any of that. Instead, the story of the son-in-law and the Russians just grows. In addition to meetings with Russian Ambassador and alleged spymaster Sergey “Karla®” Kislyak, and failing to disclose those meetings, Kushner also covered up similar meetings in Dec. 2016 between Kislyak and former National Security Advisor Michael “Tovarich®” Flynn. These Kushner-Flynn-Kislyak meetings are key to the charges of collusion between the transition team and the Russians, because they came after President Obama announced sanctions against the Russians for hacking the 2016 election.
Speaking of sanctions, Kushner has bigger problems. In Dec., 2016, he met with Sergei “Spook Bank®” Gorkov, Chairman of the Russian VEB bank, a graduate of the FSB academy and close associate of Putin. The VEB has been under US sanctions for three years. Kushner and Flynn had a lot of meetings with Russians that month, and the inference lawmakers draw is that there was a near-treasonous quid pro quo: Russian help for Trump in return for Trump lifting sanctions against Russia.
Kushner knows the value of a strategic marriage. His next one may be to a brother on the D block at Lewisburg. Know your thug®. Congratulations, Jared “Soon-to-be Prison Wife®” Kushner! You’re a ganksta!™ And this ganksta administration has to go. Please share! #ganksta #knowyourthug #kislyak #sergeigorkov #impeachment #ivanka #kushner #flynn